I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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