that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize