idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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