Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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