i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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