you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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