OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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