god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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