The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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