So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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