she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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