Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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