there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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