If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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