question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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