Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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