I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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