we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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