If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
All I want is dick and wine.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
