garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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