I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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