And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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