whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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