it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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