are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We left the knife in your bed.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
