So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
