I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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