the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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