Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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