Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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