Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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