That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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