I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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