You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
