Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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