I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you would pick up someone in the library
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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