people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i out mim tonsoeep
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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