He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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