it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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