No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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