we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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