His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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