They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You don't make any sense
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