who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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