yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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