Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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