If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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