sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
