I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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