She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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