But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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