I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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