how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
