She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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