he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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