It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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