I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My hand turned me down
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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