Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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