Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Randomize
