Reggie can tackle my bush.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
